Panties, Porn and Penis

Friday, August 24th, 2012

Dear Bloggary:

I had a great time at the beach (The Merb) today. Beautiful waves! Mark was in for maybe five minutes before his blood crystallized, and Stephie lasted about 15 minutes. (wimps) So, They huddled in their parkas (towels) and toques (straw hats) while I had the time of my life.

I finally decided to put my long suffering family out of their misery, and got out of the water so that we could leave. I stripped off my swimsuit, (Yes, Dear Bloggary, in the change room.) wrung it out, and hung it on the railing while I dug out my clothes.  Of course, having wrung out my swimsuit, there was a pool of water on the floor. I had my underwear inside my shorts, and when I pulled them out of my beach bag…Yup, panties in the puddle. So my choices were, 1. Wear wet undies, 2. Wear wet swimsuit, or 3. Go commando. (No, Dear Bloggary, it had nothing to do with the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. The only explosive was the PG language that I directed toward my Fruit –of-the-looms.) I chose number three, and just so you know, going commando in jeans shorts is not as sexy as you may imagine. ‘Nuff said.

So, back home, I am making gravy for supper, and yelled, “Crap, I forgot to get corn starch.” And in response, Stephie (Who is in the livingroom) comes into the kitchen giggling, “What?” I repeated myself, and she said, “Oh, corn starch. I thought you said porn star.” (No, Dear Bloggary, I don’t regularly bring home porn stars.) Where does she get that dirty mind?

Meanwhile, Mark is looking at the pictures he took while at the beach and he starts giggling. Stephie joins in, so I have to go see what all the fun is. He shows me a picture of Stephie and I in the water. Centered between us is a splash of water from the crashing wave which, apparently to Mark and Stephie, looks like a penis. (Yes, Dear Bloggary, I guess the ocean was as glad to see me as I was to see it.) Now you know where she gets her dirty mind. Between the two of us, she didn’t stand a chance.

So, that’s it for today, Dear Bloggary. A day in the life of the Fieldings. With wet panties, porn, and penis.

Yours,

Shannon

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2 thoughts on “Panties, Porn and Penis

  1. I love the title. Hee hee.

    Like

  2. Deb says:

    Really liked this one!

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